I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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