Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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