"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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