You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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