You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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