Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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