Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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