yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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