Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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