i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
