Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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