You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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