If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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