im gay
i know
yea but for you.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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