I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I bet he comes in French.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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