she was so not down for the gang bang
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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