Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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