Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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