yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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