Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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