He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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