Well douche your snatch and let's go!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
