If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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