I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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