y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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