The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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