omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
