problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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