meet me or not, i'm out of control
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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