remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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