I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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