Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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