when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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