ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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