So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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