never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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