My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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