Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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