Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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