Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Panties = found
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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