We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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