? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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