It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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