i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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