Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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