My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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