Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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