I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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