yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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