Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
