Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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