He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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