Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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