i think my tv is drunk
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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