I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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