You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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