I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
BRING THE BAGELS
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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