Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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